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As promised in my previous article on dirty talking scripts, I’m back with 5 more to help you expand your arsenal and spice up your conversations. These scripts will give you even more variety to keep your subscribers hooked and coming back for more. If you missed the first article, you can check it out here.
1.
You: We are out of butter. Could you pick some up on your way
home?
Him: Sure, anything else you need?
You: Yeah, get some baby oil.
Him: We don’t have a baby, something you need to tell me????
You: No baby…was thinking of giving you a massage. Can’t get
your “muscles” out of my head. Well, one muscle in particular.
😉
Him: Baby oil it is!
Everyone loves a massage, and getting rubbed down with some baby oil. Of
course, it is fun giving and getting a massage. But even more fun can happen after
you give or receive that massage! And your man knows this!
2.
You: What time will you be home?
Him: I’m not sure, why
You: I don’t know. Was just watching Pretty Woman, and was
thinking we don’t use our piano much anymore.
Him: Um, yeah. We don’t.
You: What should we do to change that?
Him: I can think of a few things? 😉
You: Do any of those things involve me naked?
Him: I’ll be home by 5.
Invoking a favorite movie can be a fun way to branch off into some dirty talk. For
this example we used Pretty Woman, and the famous scene when the leading
couple has sex on the piano. This will give your man a picture in his head of what
you want to do with him…and he will love it.
3.
You: Just dropped the kids off at school, but Emily’s backpack
wasn’t in my car. Do you have it?
Him: I think I might. I saw something sitting on the backseat. Do
you want me to run it over to her school?
You: That would be great. And maybe you can take a pits stop
home before going back to work?
Him: Everything ok?
You: Everything is great. Just thought it would be nice for a few
quiet minutes together while the kids are at school.
Him: Yeah, what are you thinking?
You: I don’t know…maybe me leaning over the kitchen
counter…and you taking me from behind?
Him: I’m on my way.
This conversation uses more sexual innuendo than the previous ones, but still, it
is not super dirty. No dirty words, just some good, fun and sexy imagination. And
when your man reads that you want him to do something sexual with him…he will
be excited and ready to play
4.
You: How’s it going babe?
Him: I’m ok. Totally swamped.
You: I won’t bother you…was just thinking of you.
Him: Yeah?
You: Yeah. Took a long, hot shower. Couldn’t get you outta my
mind so I had to work out some kinks. 😉
Him: Hot!
You: Yeah, and I still have a few kinks left. What are you doing
after work?
Him: I don’t know. Maybe I should find a way to work out the rest
of those kinks?
You: Mhm. I’d like that. Text me when you leave.
Him: 😉
This conversation insinuates masturbation…which most men feel is incredibly
sexy. Men love to imagine their women masturbating. This can often feel awkward.
Perhaps you haven’t told your man that you masturbate, or perhaps you simple feel
uncomfortable talking about it.
The truth is, everyone masturbates. Period. Don’t think anything different. It is
normal and it is natural. Masturbation is an important part of the human sexual
experience.
That said, the conversation above doesn’t outright announce that you are
masturbating…it just mildly insinuates it. But your man will know exactly what you
are talking about!
5,
You: I’m at my sisters, we just saw 50 Shades of Grey…along with
about 200 other women!
Him: Yeah? Was it good?
You: It was. Gave me some ideas.
Him: Like what?
You: Like…that a little rope can be a good thing.
Him: You want me to tie you up!?!
You: Nope.
Him: ??
You: Be home in time for “dinner” baby. Get ready to be bossed
around a little.
Him: I AM READY!
Did you see 50 Shades of Grey? I am guessing you said yes. If you didn’t see it
as a movie, you probably bought and read the book. 50 Shades is responsible for
bringing S&M and bondage into our daily sexual vernacular.
Light bondage…for example, tying up your lover in bed or using handcuffs, can be
a very fun way to bring a little change and originality to your sex life. So suggesting
you try it…is a good way to introduce bondage into your sex life. This is a
particularly good way to discuss the issue without having to talk about it in person.
By using these new dirty talking scripts, you’ll not only keep your subscribers engaged but also strengthen your relationships, leading to more consistent sales. The key is to stay playful, mix things up, and always leave them craving more. And don’t worry, I’ll be back soon with even more scripts to level up your game—so stay tuned!